I've received a third rejection letter. Each are form letters. I don't think anyone has read my book. I have 2 more copies printed. self publishing sites are a marvel! I can place it on the bookshelf and tell myself fantastically untrue tales of literary success.

Apparently there is a new single by The Ideal Husband, somehwere, anywhere, where? New singer too. Must discover.

Update: Found. Very Great. New singer sings splendidly.

Update: Apparently even now there is another singer. This time the person from the cover of the last album. I've not actually ever seen the cover of the last album. Where is there so little love for The Ideal Husband? New-ish song here.

Next Rudi Arapahoe record is nearly complete. Wooo!!! I received a rejection letter int he mail last week and another just today, so exciting!

Update: The only slumberland band that I like, the Lodger, is releasing a new album on April 27. Yay!

Update: Someone emailed to remind that I also like Pains of Being Pure at Heart but surely they are beyond Slumberland now? Next record on Sassy? It may be official now, Giorgio Tuma My Vocalese Fun Fair is my most favorite record ever. Really.

Update: Also there are things happening in the past, take a look.

Lucky Soul A Coming of Age. I am a difficult person to know, perhaps I am merely difficult. When it comes to telling people how I feel I tend to defer. I am more than willing to talk about anything, as long as it does not pertain to me. It is why the stories here predate Bush 41 for the most part. I am not an interesting person. Lucky Soul were not an interesting band. Not, at least, until they released this album. And sure it's retro and derivative and it has been done a million times before and probably 873,000 times has it been done better but it's great fun all the same. I tell my friend Kate the same stories over and over because at this point she is my oldest friend but even now I refrain from sharing much with her. First song has an exclamation point in the title even. And it isn't superfluous. I've just watched the video and it only contains footage of the singer in her bit of shabby chic. Painted on eyelashes reach out and touch you, her slightly soiled faux fur coat, her shapeless sexuality and the cheap dye job all seem comically endearing. I think they mean you to believe that they mean it. I am not sure the look is right but the sound is. On the first record there were dreary bits of senselessness accompanied by some lovely string and horn arrangements. I don't know anything about the band so maybe their horn and string arranger were dismissed from the band because they were sleeping with the bus driver. Like Divney and friend. Second song. White Russian Doll, another swinger. It's a wonderfully physical record. There are strings here, but they are embedded into the mix, they feel right, they don't feel like some tart trying to act posh. The handclaps sound authentic. Her voice sounds nice enough. The music is just perfect blasts of 2 minutes of 30 seconds radio warmth. Third song, Up in Flames. There isn't much nuance here. The title says it all. On each and every song. It's an old school thing, you wouldn't understand. This one is mainly about the drum beat and some snazzy strings and her lovely voice. It sounds girlish but soulful all the same. Can children be soulful? I don't know. I feel like I have soul. I think having soul is about not letting little things bother you. So when you discover that our insane country has added another entitlement to the book when already there exist 100 Trillion Dollars worth of unfunded liabilities(promises the government has made that they haven't yet confiscated your dough to pay for) well then you realize this isn't a serious world we live in. We are all nihilists now, we stop at the side of the road when we see a dead body lying by the side of the road and we write quotations from James Joyce on the sides of corpses in pencil. And we listen to Lucky Soul and we dance, we drink in life and then we don't. This is a fabulous record to cruise the freeways with in the Honda Element. I may have the uncoolest car available. Even Walter White's Aztec might qualify above mine. Someone I work with informed me of some poll of young ladies where the Honda Element ranked number one in a poll of what sort of vehicles might dissuade you from accepting a second date from someone. I am proud of that. Next song. Love 3, more subtlety. You see most of the chorus is "love love love" and there a lot of 'yeah yeah yeah's' and it is pretty awesome really. I love this album. has it been officially released as of yet? I've been loving it for months because i have secret connections in the music industry and as such I am privy to special previews of releases months before their release. Especially key releases such as this. Next song playing, a country croonerish sort of thing, semi-Dolly Parton. Nice. Maybe lead singer here has an open marriage as well. She can go on the road and play swinging rock star in her shabby chic and date the Art Bechsteins of the world and then later she comes home and takes off the false eyelashes and homemade dye job and she never ever lets him forget he's a man. Or some such, and they shall then watch dreadful British sitcoms together. Why do hipsters love the British sitcoms so? I have now seen all twelve episodes now of the British Office and it was pretty dire really. And then IFC is showing "The IT crowd" and it's godawful. And "Absolutely Fabulous" was awful. Is that the point? is it like Modern Art--the new crapness. Is Henry Moore modern art? I spent a few hours admiring his work at the botanic gardens recently. Funny, if it was not among lovely nature in the middle of the high plains near desert it might not have suited me but the desiccated atmosphere lent an air of desperation to my enjoyment. Still country. My old theory was that all good bands needed to make a country record at some point in their career but now I am not altogether certain that there exist such a thing as a "good" band. I have hopelessly low standards on pretty well everything and I find myself with chasm spanning yawns over most new releases. it is why I squealed with glee for the first few months I had "borrowed" this cd. here was soul. here was animus. Here was life. Most bands are merely death. Have you heard Death Cab For Cutie? He's a vampire, draining your life force with every protracted note of diffidence. Really. Perhaps he needs a homemade dye job but then I imagine he has a favorite designer and wouldn't be caught out in anything shabby or real. His torment requires a climate controlled exhibition. The world is horrid. It is filled with mediocrities who are falsely aggrandized from the President to so called movie stars to novelists to athletes. Lucky Soul surely rank in among the mediocritudes but I don't suppose they aspire for any greater recognition than being pretty alright and they are. next song. The title track. Here is where the album lags, slightly. I am not sure why they chose to include this song. It's a bit of a reminder to the first album, the bits seem pasted together and forced into something almost coherent but not really. She's singing a bunch of different songs at once and it doesn't swing, it's stilted and dull and really they should have called the album "That's When Trouble Begins" but that is coming later on. I've been working in my yard furiously for the past few weekends. I have had a massive injection of motivation in everything I do for some unknown reason. I am eating terribly. I live on burritos. I eat two bowls of cereal in the AM and then a burrito in the evening and I run at night and work 12 hours a day and then decide I really need to build a berm on the south side of my house and then I built it and decided I needed a common purple lilac and then a white flowering redbud. I'd like to have really tall trees and later build a tree house at the top. I've had these odd daydreams of a misspent or misremembered youth in New Zealand where I had built a sod house into the side of a mountain just outside of Christchurch where deeper into the wood I have a platform elevated hundreds of feet above the forest floor and some ingenious device that accounts for the sway of the trees and leaves my tea far from unsettled. oh and later I rescue the prime minister's son after a near fatal plunge off of a cliff and there are three made for tv movies showing on Lifetime Movie Network NZ. Warm Water. Another one that is a bit of a drag. Too long, too slow. They should have jettisoned A Coming of Age and replaced this one with Crying in the Morning. There is another single out now, allegedly the b-side residing on it is also splendid. Are they at their peak now? Should I abandon them to fend of the seemingly unavoidable disappointment. My dismay is hardly inconsolable. I don't love music as I used to but it still soundtracks everything I do. If not then I'd be forced to contemplate my solitary existence. better to have dye job beats and faux soul to inoculate me against the desolation of reality. Ain't Nothing But A Shame would have been a better title as well. This is a cracking tune. It's almost like the best filler song you've heard in ages. it's generic and you can imagine they have some obscure garage rock compilation from 1968 Algiers and it's a pastiche but its rendered brilliantly and I love it so if I have somehow inadvertently scratched the surface of truth then please allow me to revel splendidly in my ignorance. I think splendid is an apt adjective to use in overabundance. That's When Trouble Begins, they seem so synchronous on this record in comparison to the first one. Were they not together long before the first record was recorded? Did they have an injection of chemistry by deletion? Unknown. I don't know anything about them. The first album received loads of talk from the usual pasty gangsta types on indiepop blogs but this one not so much. Who knows why. Maybe they can't square their love of Vivian Girls and have room in their calendar for some Lucky Soul love as well. Sad. Southern Melancholy, brilliant, another country-esque croonerish type of thing. Strings are very prominent but then it is a big weepy ballad and it is rather appropriate. David Cameron and his impoverished treadle pump offset boy in India look set to lose to a corpse. Maybe Death Cab For Cutie will play at Gordon Brown's victory party. God David Cameron is awful. Even my Marxist pasty gangsta type foes would agree with that. but then in this age of not being serious why bother. Eliminate risk completely and don't end up with a society as bland and pointless as Denmark. Listen to an Efterklang record as example. That is the future of the USA, no more Animal Collectives but a future filled with yankee versions of Efterklang and the drips in Grizzly Bear are the first step along that evolutionary path. When Thom Yorke is soon confirmed as associate Supreme Court Justice maybe he'll change the national anthem to Foil by Authechre and then later he'll burn all extant copies of the ninth amendment. But we'll be pretentious in our rocking. Last song now. It has definite last song-ness. It's brilliant. This is a brilliant record and a brilliant distraction from our impending doom. So really, you should probably be listening, for your own sake and for god sakes the sake of the children!

Gigi's Maintenant is another fantastic record. Seems almost as if another appears every single day. The Rose Melberg track is gorgeous.

Update: You wake up oen day, in a rush, a start, you've been told you are in the Who. Fright, and then football and angina and tedium, same as always. It's a dreadful way to start a day, to learn you are rock dinosaur number 11. That Keith Moon's last slough in the corner, we honor the fire. There are all different sorts of "indie" types on this record. I am not familiar with most. I recognize Dear Nora and Rose Melberg and Mirah. Oh and Final Fantasy appears too. I haven't yet made it to his track yet so we will discover it together. A clear theme emerges and it is that while there are some nice female voices in indie rock(well these would be indie pop girls theoretically) their male counterparts come up lacking. Brunettes fans, I mightn't still be one, I sorta, kinda actually almost liked the new one, might think this their dream Brunettes album. No emo posturing, no "synth" escapades just dreamy, bubblegum music. There must have been a list of the most desirables and when they feigned superiority to the cause (Canadians?) they decided on a list of more probably alternates. Here then are the second division chancers. Who knows, they could be famous. Are they famous? First one is cheerleaders in space, next is one of the fellas. I don't know where he is from, he is pleasingly generic and content apparently to remain so and so he doesn't in any manner attempt to make the song his own. Stephin Merrit had sense enough to treat the vocals on his Sixths records to bleed away the bloodlessness of the performances and replace their humanity with texture. This is a beautiful song, it's basic, a drum beat and some slow burn accomopaniment that plays anonymously in the background during most of the duration but stirs nostalgic bones even still. The cheerleaders join in precisely and it's marvelous. "Nore More Twee"(Update: it was in fact "Fire eSCAPE tALKING") has stolen my thunder by comparing this to God Help the Girl. His idea is that this is better. His idea is correct. Stuart Murdoch lives in this isolated perpetually teenage night composed and directed by his increasingly unreal flights of fancy. He's old. I'm old. We should sing old things, we should not imitate Sting in any manner except for the fact that Sting always seemingly is aware that he is old. He was old when the Police started and he's only become older and so has his music. Stuart Murdoch made the unfortunate foray into jazz the same as Sting but he's still singing fairy tales and darters and laments for the 1970s. Gigi is more generically timeless. The music is nostalgic sure, but it is in service to a more univrsal application of romance. Next track. One of my favorites. Another generic indie rock person. Who is this Zac? No idea. Should I know? He doesn't sound particularly Canadian actually. Is he? There is a soft tenderness to his voice and little of the slack filled nasal indie whine. "Showed up early for your costume party dressed up like a pharaoh", that's a pleasant image and then the aching trumpet spotlighted and the chorus comes in and it's dramatic and kind and decent. All things "good" indie rawkers are meant to eschew. Correct? I think he should have possibly had the singer from Stars sing on this record. He's possibly a neighbour. There could have been a role for a Marion Tarwater character bellowing some sweet cynical ode to cigarettes and motor oil. Now Rose Melberg. I would never place Rose Melberg in the list of second division chancers not because I love her, though some do, but because she takes the nicest photographs and they radiate cheerfulness and warmth. How could you rate her as anything other than top of the league tables? Oh and that duet with Dustin Reske once upon a time, before he was the the fried egg and was the frying pan instead. This is very Brunettes but whereas the Brunettes could manage this chorus they've never actually managed a chorus like this. A chorus of cheerleaders join Rose and the words are free from uninteresting pop culture ruminations and so in 15 years time we won't cringe at the lack of sophistication. Sometimes not being sui generis is sui generis. Wonderful song. I love this album. Next track, woops, the weakest track on the album. Not wise to place it after two of the best then. But, do remember, you are in the Who, dreadful songs are what you are all about. Short of indie rawk males who will thrill us with a lazy indie drawl we draft, instead, a young woman to attempt a simulacrum. Joined on chorus by some nasal fella boosting her spirits in stereo. This is very the Brunettes circa 2008. Is that something to aspire to? Not necessarily. Is this a woman? "Joey". "Joey" is singing about being a woman. Hmmm...at the moment it sounds like a male. I dunno, gender is very confusing. On my dream team of indie rock vocalists I would include all six Mitford sisters. I am just now finishing a biography of them and am fascinated by them. How one family could produce such a diversity of lunatic is inspiring. How many families such as this occur more recently? They seemed to have been produced from unimpressive stock even. I could have six daughters some day in the near future and they could all be brilliant and shame me as I lay in the shadows shrouded in mediocrity. Perhaps I should not breed. Next song. Cheerleaders in the chorus sounding like a space filler in the Senior class production written by some vaguely aspirational gym teacher. I like it. Very simple. A chorus saps the emotion from the vocals so we are dependent on the emotional propulsion of the music but it is a Spector preset button on your SK-1. A space filler. A Who song. God, the Who! I seem to remember that the video for Eminence Front is the worst video of all time, I always imagined it was filmed at the Pontiac Silverdome in between heats of the motocross race. Aiiee!!! Next song, more cheerleaders in love, very Dixie Cups. Wonderful. See where Stuart Murdoch was concerned about advancing his uninteresting musical narrative these are just blasts of energetic youthfulness, for the most part, Rose Melberg may be older than I am, perhaps as old as Stuart Murdoch. Older than Tarwater's creator even. At least Nicole Kidman is not on this record. She's old. She's in pseudo serious pieces like Margot at the Wedding now, belying her ancientness. She should, by rights, have been in Away We Go. These "serious" movies about awful people are a menace. Stacey Hamilton deserves better. Really, what was the point of "Away We Go"? It certainly was not entertainment. Now to a crooner. A very Saturday Looks Good to Me performance here. Very good. "None More Twee" was meant ot sing on a Saturday Looks Good to Me record apparently, once, he did not, Matthew Smith took his place. More records should have multiple singers. Most "indie" types, male or female, can't sing, so to mix in variety in contempt of quality would be a blessing for we, the meek listeners. The nice thing about this record is there isn't a Who cover. It has turned into a duet, very nice. The problem with the serious movies about people who are not serious like say Margot at the Wedding is that along with not being serious they are also dull. When John Krasinski pretends to be a salesman on the road we don't believe him because he's part of this new entitled generation that doesn't really know anything about the struggles that we as the generation immediately preceding them had to endure. Wonder Bread, Simon & Simon, my beloved Cimarron always lingering in my dreams of unattainable poshness and Jim Blanchard. Oh, the agony or reminiscence still sears. The thing is that the dopes that write these movies are roughly my contemporaries. No? Did I misremember life as not one unending patch of miserabilia? I must have. Life now, humorless and so accepting. The polite tone struck here is more shocking now than it would have been in my prime. I'm old now. I keep saying that. I am. Next track, Strolling Past the Old Graveyard. More Saturday Looks Good to Me-ness mixed with a bit of Paul Revere and the Raiders. Nice. The singer can't sing, but I don't much mind. The song is basic, filler. The charm of the Sixths of course is the milquetost personality less singers singing witty barbs and jabs to the air. Even pseudo intellectual Momus has the tables turned on him with a deceivingly sincere take. I don't know, I haven't seen the Magnetic Fields documentary yet. Stephin Merrit doesn't mean it, I know, we are all fools for taking his words at face value, it is a grand delusion, a marvelous farce, and we are too simple to realize. But more on that in the Magnetic Fields entry. If I was a real reviewer I would denigrate the lyrics but I have foggy ears and I might mistranscribe and accidentally ascribe greatness. I have just finished the biogrsaphy of the Mitford sisters. Fascinating that a group of people that didn't do a whole lot aside from being charming, attractive and semi-upper class had such brilliant lives. Well apart from Nancy. And Decca. I am curious to read a Nancy Mitford novel, is it really the female equivalent of Evelyn Waugh? I've cooled slightly on Evelyn Waugh because it seems his writing is very insular and for the "class" and not really as brilliant as he might think it is. Or Terry Teachout. Nancy Mitford is meant to be mocking the same exact people in her novels. Bruce Russel is also an apparent Waughite! Hmm...but the book The Sisters is marvelous so do be a sweet angel and read it. Apparently the impersonal compliment inserted in every line is a sign of refinement in London society. Who knew? I could inject vapid compliments in every other line at work and then be thought of as their betters. Perhaps. Which of these songs would be Nancy Mitford's favorite? Hmmm...I don't think she'd much like any of them to be honest, nor Diana or Unity really, but Decca and Debo would surely be game. Decca is a communist. Sad, these sorts who are ture believers, they are by most accounts joyless and overly serious but I suspect that Mary Lovell is extremely sympathetic to her way of thinking as Decca comes off most splendidly. Really I'd have loved to meet Decca, and Debo too. No to Diana and no to Nancy. Maybe the song playing now is a tribute to the Mitfords? It isn't. It is one of the Cheerleader chorus tracks, with anonymous voices mouthing anonymous platitudes. It sounds better in the car, on the freeway, in a snowstorm cursing the winter that never ends around here. Impossible Love, would be top five Brunettes song material. Is the chorus differently composed on each chorus song? I don't know. Now the Jens Lekman-esque song. Jens Lekman without the terrible jokes is a wonderful thing. It is Barry Manilow without a budget, earnest and respectable, blue collar. Most indiepop is terribly middle class and free of real emotion or suffering and I don't mind really, see the comments about the real believers, see Thom Yorke and his bag full of tedium. This track is utterly lovely. Earlier I had lamented the male singers, I may be coming aroudn to the opposite position. Especially now that Zac Parese is my new favorite hockey player. Did you watch the Gold medal final? Even though hockey's equivalent to Thom Yorke scored the game winning goal it was a marvelous display. What a contrast to the prima donnas in the NBA, the NHL'ers didn't leave anything in the locker rooms and played til their hearts exploded and it was wonderful. Now another wonderful song, Someone Tell Me Please. This record could be the ideal companion to the School's forthcoming long player. This one is very the School. Imagine if Camera Obscura knew how to have a good time instead of being the good northern socialist dourmongers that they are. You would have the School. I am quite different from my own brothers but I don't think I've ever mentioned in a casual aside to my brother that I would not have any compunction against murdering his wife if the final battle between Fascism and Communism came and she happened to be on the wrong side. I don't find Diana Mosley all that attractive really. I much prefer Debo. The Owen Pallet song now, still semi-Jens Lekman, owing to his effete phrasing, much better than anything he's produced on his own. All of his greatest work appears to be in a complementary role. This record would have been really terrific shorn of a few numbers but that is the beauty of not being sentimental with possesions. I'll delete the dreadful ones and we'll never speak of them again and our hearts won't have holes to be filled because of it because our sentimentality lies in the memory of a laugh or a elbow to the ribs or a tear hanging for eternity at a final farewell to a dear friend. Last track, Neathe the Streetlights, beautiful, the cheerleaders in the background, sadness mixed with triumph and a tribute to all of the loves to be discovered today tomorrow and next week. And now...the snow.

I am certain that it will be despised by most but I quite like the new Pipettes song.

Today I met someone with the same name as me. Not Ron Powlus. I also had an eye exam and they questioned my cataract diagnosis from a previous visit. Maybe all of the chicken korma that I've been eating lately has cleared my condition? I have a pretty large storehouse of posts ready to go. Really. Prepare to be amazed at my prolificness in the coming days. Snow in 49 out of 50 states. Brrrr...just think if global warming wasn't rampant! Oh and the Brunettes album is really crap.

Oooo!!! New Sambassadeur album too. I am a despicable person. Truly.

Update: And it is marvelous!

OOOhhh!!! The new JJ is gorgeous.

Update: JJ No. 3. Only one listen and I can barely tell you how much I love this album. I am tempted to write some unreadable flowery block of prose entirely stream of conscious like where my fingers tap along in time and the rhythm affects the content and turns me into an aspiring tangents.com writer. They possess a sound more than they create great songs. Her voice is generically lovely. Here, on first song, it's breathier, soulful-ier, more tender. Tremendous. They could deliver smashing political arpeggios and have them taken as gospel by me even should they be "bolshevik" rants the same as Obama's caricature as socialist Zinn-meister. JD Salinger died today. I enjoyed Catcher in the Rye but the fact that I read it as a ten in high school, alienated and alone seems just too apt today. I should have been reading something far more daring and original, Maldoror or even James Joyce. I am not a James Joyce guy, obviously, I am a Brian O'Nolan guy, a Flann O'brien guy a Myles na gCopaleen guy. Because Flann O'brien novels are readable, taut, brilliant and marvelous things and James Joyce's are sometimes a chore. Interesting reading on Salinger's military history and relating it ot the modern belief that most people who suffered PTSD in Vietnam served in rearward units. First song was minimal, minimally gorgeous and very short. The songs are slightly longer this time around. They have still yet to write an epic lngth feature track that dazzles the gear junkies. The fall away, her voice, it feels richer and nearer. Very nearly a capella at the moment and it is perfect. A love song. It feels desperate and alone and marvelous. It fels everything all at once. Maggots in Australia yearning for freedom from freezers the land over need to hear songs such as this and form their own mysteriously prolific dance pop groups. People who delight at free college education in return for a life sentence in the bureaucracy will not enjoy this. They are Grizzly Bear fans and they are dreary sorts with blurry geometric patterns on their ties and socks and a complete misunderstanding of The Third Policeman. I am thinking I need to read Proust, and soon. Proust was featured prominently in a Gilmour Girls episode, first year, the golden years. Next song. Harmonica, plucks on tiny instruments, echoes and the swell of the surf. So so beautiful. More minimal attacments between vocals and music, until the drama of the chorus spreads its wings all over the floor carrying homes to the ceiling of the sky. This is so delicate but it would sound marvelous in a home equipped with a sound system, one hoe equipped with a very expensive system owned by an audiophile who worries over things like 'low end' I don't much worry about how something sounds. I turn soul enlightened when listening to this not because of any of the knob twiddling but the intersection of a dozen moments in space just now when the 'football sample' plays and in the background a gentle wash and twinkles and that errant guitar. Beautiful. Howard Zinn died yesterday as well. I never had a militant collectivist stage in my own academic career. I was a hard sciences guy. My teachers came from places like Iraq and Romania and Allen Park. I suppose they were all members of the union. I was a member of the union as a graduate assistant in Ann Arbor. It was one of the first graduate assistant unions, I seem to recall, I am not certain how many others there are now probably loads, filled with aspiring Doris Lessings. Ann Arbor was once a lovely place, a near utopia, if you were socialist. Not so much anymore, oh, they are still elitist and left leaning but there is less of a welcoming feel, their activism has gone corporate. Next song, acoustic guitars, they have ditched the attempts at outward folk music, there is an acoustic guitar here but the atmosphere is softened and unfocused and blissful. The entire record is blissful, soon, when my worst fear comes true, and I wake up in a coffin buried beneath several meters of earth and I am not in my trick coffin that I keep in my room just for that specific moment, well...I am hoping that the song that is running through my head at that precarious time is one of these songs. You may well be aware that I am all about the Lucky Soul album. Expect me to write about it soon but this album just kills that one. It's amazing. Really. Perhaps people will miss the jaunty numbers like From Africa to Malaga. This i what passes for jaunty on this album and it is somewhat lethargic and again squeezably soft. The new new age is here. I could imagine a remaking of Xanadu with JJ providing the soundtrack. Effortlessly. Picture in your mind glitter and shiny lip gloss and flowing sheer skirts and headbands and it is magnified as a blissful experience by exposure to this album. How many more people are there like me? Those who used to once believe in people like Matthew Kaplan or Mike Slumberland but now feel disillusioned by their spiritual descendants in Cloudberry cuckoo land and the entrepreneurial sort at Matinee. Thank god this isn't on Matinee records. I'd have to buy a Matinee records release. Well actually I won't be buying this, even though it is Canadian and I was a former Canadian, and I am pretty sure CanCon requires that all Canadians purchase only Canadian records. But really I have a very strong Anti-Matinee records streak in me, nothing personal, just that all of the records are terrible. Well except for Keris Howard records and that one Fairways records and really I don't mind the Lucksmiths either but the Lucksmiths could hardly be considered a Matinee band. I was driving the Lucksmiths across Kansas back when Matinee boy was still some sort of civil engineer and releasing Simpatico records. Next song, music consists of pushing the air about with pedals and keys and gentle nudges of the right persuasion. They are Swedish and they are on Secretly Canadian. Did Jens Lekman have something to do with that? Perhaps it is Jens Lekman and friend? Unlikely. He could never write something this non-narcissistic. Jens should be on Matinee, by rights. I am very negative. My apologies. He's on the periphery of the professional european indiepop set. The sorts who have very expensive antique guitars that they don't know how to play properly. The kinds who wear loafers to gigs, beneath their tailored suit coats and button downs. I am all for bands that don't dress shabby and look as unkempt as Animal Collective do but not as a professional choice. Dress sharp because you want people to think you're smart, not because it coordinates well with your brief case. Read this Northern Portrait. Next song. You Know. Another almost folk song, almost folk guitar, but the twinkles dazzle brightly, a basic beat, hand claps. On the vinyl version of the album there is another song, I am not worried, I'll find somewhere to 'borrow' it, but it is titled I Know. It could be a bark Psychosis cover! Imagine JJ covering I Know. Who was the female voice for I Know? I actually have that cd, back then you had to engage in planet defiling consumeristic hagiography and pay import prices for obscurities like Independency so I could look it up but my laziness has remained consistent all through my adult life. The last song. Perhaps the young woman from Bark Psychosis is now the singer for JJ? JJ singer seems more likely to be in her late 20s. There is a world weariness in her voice, just a delicate penumbra of fatigue, it melds well with the general romantic unanxious attitude. This record is an Italian sunset, well not the soot darkened end of days in Calabria but a gentler more idyllic sort that you'd probably dream of involuntarily.

Gold Bears is the new band from the guy from Plastic Mastery. They sound a lot like Plastic Mastery, I think, yay, perhaps more mature. Even having Stewart from Boyracer on one of their songs fails to contaminate the proceedings with the taint of mediocrity.

Magnetic Fields Realism. The Magnetic Fields have had a nistory of underachievement from their admirers. They began in the indiepop ghetto with Distant Plastic Trees and The Wayward Bus. They weren't on Merge in those days. I remember finding a copy of Distant Plastic Tres at Sam's Jams in fashionable Ferndale. After the viaduct was opened, before everyone fled Royal Oak for Ferndale. Near to the zoo. It was an amazing find. At the time. It may still be my most favorite Magnetic Fields. There is a documentary on the Magnetic Fields soon hitting the theater erm...theater. Will it travel to Denver? Will I make it through the surely hagiographic narrative? Probably. I think this is a wonderful record. Unlike many more learned than I that have proclaimed it less than satisfactory. A Magnetic Fields record ellicits curious responses. Disposable online presentations send out an a.p.b. for professional students(I can scoff now although I was once one but in fact I studied Physics along with Social Contract Theory) well versed in post modern dialectics and didactic uselessness armed brightly with four dollar adjectives and their concern about whether this is compelling enough to justify the honour of having them spend 11 minutes writing about. What's that? They spend more than 11 minutes writing four sentences? At least I offer the illusion of commitment by writing at least as long as the record plays. The first track has been playing during my opening rant, it's drab and clever and I rather like it. It is the one most often discussed in reviews and most everyone likes it which makes one think perhaps professional record reviewers are lazy and have listened to only the first track. It is a difficult life. Writing reviews for publications no one has heard of and yet not for compensation but for eternal glory. 35 years from now when records are recorded only uzing zithers and cocoanut shells someone, the Nick Southall of his time, will bring up your name in a falsely reverent tone. Whoo!!! Second track. Is this Shirley Simms? It is gorgeous. But of course he doesn't mean it to be gorgeous. I saw a blip of Daniel Handler from the documentary and he went on about how people think Stephin writes from his personal viewpoint and he doesn't. So this beautiful track is merely beautiful on the surface, scrape gently and the unending fount of bitterness and timely cynicism comes to the surface. Or am I misinterpreting that? I kid, of course. I'd love it if Stephin Merrit really cared about whether people thought his music is beautiful. I do. Does he actually only spend sleepless nights in worry over if people consider him clever? What a curious thing. I'll wait for the documentary to discover the truth. I could email Gail O'Hara. Hootenanny now. No one likes this one. Who knows why! It's marvelous. It isn't clever, it is campy, he's gay, he's allowed to do camp. This is the problem with the egghead reviewers as they are approaching this not as an indiepop recod but as something more significant as it relates to popular culture. Ask the next 17 people you meet on the 16th Street Mall in Denver about Stephin Merrit and all that will be returned are blank stares and the rich kids from Cherry Hills will ask you for money from behind their glazed stares of vacuousness. Irony. His songs are not complex. If I actually practiced I could play his songs. My friend K showed me how to play Come Back From San Francisco once and apparently he uses the same chords in all of his songs. But he knows how to construct songs, he does write charming little vingettes and his performance is not usually mailed in. He does romantic, he does impossibly dour, he does bored, he has a full repertoire of emotions it seems. But there is that shield. Which is what should exist because if I were to stand in his apartment and notice a Yann Martel novel on his book shelf and somehow relate it to one of his songs then I would be fantastically disappointed. It is how his music breathes and lives free from his being. Compare to say someone like Stuart Murdoch. God Help the Girl, those songs are marvelous, really, but I don't much like that record because he is so closely related to his music. Can you imagine anyone other than Stuart Murdoch singing Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying? I can not. So for the duration of God Help the Girl I was thinking gosh I wish Stuart had sung this instead of listless attractive young woman number 3. Doll's Tea Party exists on its own. Each song its own universe. Claudia Gonson or Shirley Simms or Andy Williams, it doesn't matter. Next track, all of them are exceedingly short. Cello, why doesn't Sam Davol sing? I don't know. Does he speak? Is he in the documentary effusive with praise? In concert he and the guitar player seem mute and thoughtful. Perhaps their deepest thoughts are written on tiny scraps of square shaped pink note paper and they fold them neatly into their shoes and later Stephin holds his hat out under their noses at the end of the day and they deposit their thoughtfulness carefully. Another beautiful song this. Every song is marvelous. Really. I didn't like the last record at all. Apparently the conceit this time around was to play an entire record on instruments that did not need to be plugged in. Tesla and Westinghouse be damned! It worked. Much better than teen dream Stephin having a therapy session while in a Jesus and Mary Chain Karaoke bar. Next track, gorgeous, male and female voices, winds and distant aches of affection and drama and dreams and anonymity. Is it wonderful because he rarely uses proper names in his songs? Stuart Murdoch is all about the proper name. This may be an answer to why the Gigi record is so delightful, especially now that I've deleted the less delightful tracks forever, but the forgotten man, the average "joe" is a generic face in the crowd hiding his struggles in view of everyone else but we see that person each morning glancing back from the mirror. Come to think of it Belle & Sebastian may have ben the original Livejournal. We're having a marvelous life, my friends and I, do despair for us for we are so unhappily engaged in mirth. Another Shirley song. She's the world's greatest singer you know. Then why is it that he doesn't have her sing all of the songs? I don't know. This one is gorgeous as well. You know back in the day, before the college courses on Papa Was a Rodeo the live version of the Magnetic Fields was always a treat. The ten cent disco replaced by Stephin on muted electric guitar and Claudia on piano. They would play dozens of songs, each one of them more magnificant than the next and there would stand Godzuki in the corner after having concocted their rareified kraut-maelstrom wondering how a short man and his guitar could hold an audience so rapt. It was the songs. We love Godzuki. Some love Dion more than most. Erika playing the drums, sigh. Seduced and Abandoned. Lovely. Do people outside of lame indiepop bands cover Magnetic Fields songs? Will Natalie Cole release a standards record soon with The Desperate Things You Made Me Do featuring smartly? Unlikely, but there is that stray wonder that escapes that attempts to consider the possibility of Stephin Merrit with an unfixed budget, with professional singers, with the encouragement of the age to create something truly inspiring. I often go back to 69 Love Songs and discover that I do actually love every track within but it is still small, tiny, miniscule. What could Glen Ballard do for Stephin Merrit? Will we ever find out. But then Better Things now and it is perfectly formed. Small and perfectly formed and despite the wall of indifference between creator and audience it still causes stirs that can be created only by the gifted. Henry Moore is laying about in the botanic gardens. I will be lucky enough to witness this every single day soon. I will live in the botanic gardens for a short period. And I will have conversations with Henry Moore through the bronzed beach figures relaxing in the sun. I'll ask him what he might have thought of Stephin Merrit and he won't reply but I'll smile syly and walk over to my colleague from work, who will be next to me thinking of Megan Fox and Natural Light and he will elbow me in the ribs and marvel at the bronzed breasts. It will be a dream come true. Dada Polka. On his book shelf is probably a photo of Stephen Mallinder looking at a Marcel Duchamp painting, for inspiration. Or so I hope. He probably has a photo of his mother playing tennis actually. We'll have to wait for the documentary for the truth to be exposed for all to see. This song represents the difference of love as a subject and love as a theme. Are there dance steps included in the liner notes? Yes-yes? No-no? I like this album very much. Last song sadness now. Many of the songs on here could have been last song sadness contenders. From A Sinking Boat. Is it Daniel Handler on accordion? I have read two Daniel Handler books recently. I didn't like either. I am all about Golems and Judaical history in fiction but the works seemed agitated, I never felt comfortable in the story. Perhaps Stephin Merrit should write his books as well.

Heard two songs off of the upcoming Sambassadeur album Days and I'll Try. Wonderful! Their own version of teenage symphonies in digital.

Update:Piano. Nice. I can't remember what I wrote the last time that I wrote about a Sambassadeur record. It is possible that I never have written about a Sambassadeur record. I was quoted once on the Labrador website when they released the Subtle Changes single. That was a laff, "really, really terrific"--Trumpet Army Opposite. There is some gravitas to be found in that endorsement. I think I always meant to state that Sambassadeur have more of a sound than a body of songs. All of the songs are vaguely similar although perhaps they do add a bit of soul on this one. But then here on first track Stranded you realize this could have come off of any Sambassadeur record. Especially the last one. They sound better and better with each succeeding record but then that merely reinforces the bias that they somehow worked late one evening in the Labrador laboratory and came up with this infectious sound revolving around "Digital??" strings and cheerfulness and a deadpan "pop" voice. It is true, however, that on Days she has a turn at the soulful diva bit. Really. It, Days, is playing now and the music is the same as always, perfect, but the voice is oddly human. The man does not sing at all on this record. Wise decision. Nobody will pull out pens from inches deep in exposed arteries and write a deep, devotional letter to the kind og Labrador on the greatness of him and the crime of excluding him from this record. Not really. Are these real strings in the middle break? Is it difficult to make them seem synthetic when they are real? I imagine they are poor and unable to afford real strings especially not now that Sound of Arrows have exited the Labrador ghetto. The Sound of Arrows record will disappoint me so grievously, I am starting to fret, I haven't any reason to express such concerns but you know Pas/Cal have left jagged, unhealing scars on my heart. Third song. More of the same "greatness". This is an amazingly amazing record. Just realise that you've heard it all before. This is the last of the upbeat chipper ones before the more somber middle section of the record. Perhaps there was an osmium shortage and so they lacked the catalyst for pep, there is a atmosphere of vibes and joy and warmth and the sound is rather perfect if you have indiepop ears like the ones that are still attached to my skull though now they are mostly vestigial. Are they maths students? I picture them, or possibly just one of them, as a maths student. I picture one of them, possibly the unmissed male singer who is probably doing something else on this record, lamenting his course in matrices and thinking to himself "I am not Werner Heisenberg, whaty use have I for matrices?" I don't know. I finished Linear Algebra myself and haven't encountered a matrix in all of my vast travels since. I haven't looked behind the refrigerator here though. Werner is often painted in a bad light because of his work on the Nazi bomb though of course he famously claims to have sabotaged the effort from within but who can be sure. My impression of him is the anti-Pauli but with a bit more substance than Einstein. Pacifists are great in that they are willing to let everyone else die for them you know. If there was a limited edition set of Solvay trading cards I'd plump for a Dirac, a Pauli and two copies of an Ernest Rutherford. The song playing now has more of the digital seeming strings and is somber and lovely. Her voice is wan and desolate, you could try to wrap your arms around it but only spectral trails and dust. How many records does Labrador move? Are they big in Japan? Are they bigger then Matinee? Let's hope they are bigger than Matinee since Labrador has good bands and Matinee has Northern Portrait. I still mean to demean that record sometime in the near future. I won't say it's bad just that it is the most soul destroying record I've heard in a long time. Is that awful? Probably, but then I am an awful person. Ask anyone. Next track, another somber track, more minimal, drums that sound like drum machines and a whispered acoustic guitar and then washes of strings. Very nice. Much better than the Dennis Wilson cover they blah blah blah'd their way through on the last record. Not sure why, on a nine song record, you would include a cover. Maybe it was a label suggestion. You know the kids today, they are all mad for Dennis Wilson!!! At least it wasn't Neil Young. Monica Queen is mad for Neil Young. There is the His Name is Alive cover of Blue Moon which has the nice side story of being the only song on the Mouth by Mouth album that Warren Defever's mother liked because she knew it wasn't by him. Ha. People in Livonia are havin'it! Sorry, I just watched a Stone Roses documentary. Manchester in the area! Old rock stars are lame. Next track, more minimal still, no strings, a couple of guitars and her voice. Her pitch is perfect but it is here when you sense she's not really into it. It sounds lovely and all but it also sounds vacant. Is that the goal? A Velvet Underground and Anna for the kids. The kids are mad for Lou Reed! He's old. See earlier bit about old people. I still like it, in spite of her emoitonal unavailability. Next track, pensive instrumental. Guitars, guitars, played or plucked slowly, slightly out of phase, nice. Over, I was, just now, reading Pitchfork's review of this record, they mailed it in. Seems like all Sambassadeur records are granted 7.0, C-. Unfair. Sandy Dunes now, their Phil Spector moment. It's marvelous. Pitchfork dude says they don't match their peaks from the past, he's crazy, this is as good as they have ever been. It's Camera Obscura without the feigned miserabilia. They're Swedish, they invented nihilistic existentialism, it is to do with the midnight sun and lack of pigment. I love this song. The entire record is a dream. How old are they? They don't seem young. Are they old? What is old? I consider myself old. I have not yet reached 40. Have Sambassadeur? There isn't a youthful verve on any of these records that they've made, just a polished sense of pop craftsmanship that is more admirable than daring. These are the sorts of records the people from Red Sleeping Beauty should be making rather than those dreary things they make with that guy in the Charade. Her voice is just a piece of furniture in a splendidly decorated apartment. We don't mind. Last song. Oh wait, there is a cover, Tobin Sprout, bah! Tobin Sprout has never written anything as good as a Sambassadeur song, bah. Abolish your false idols. Maybe they are old, only old people listen to Guided by Voices records. Last track, starts off slow and then moves into a mid tempo'd sci-folk bit of philosphizing. Aerials up, raise your hands to the heavens, a coded sort of emptiness broadcast across the frozen expanse to the north up into the ether, to the stars, say hello, we're glad you're here, stay warm.

New Magnetic Fields is a huge improvement over the last.

Update: It is really lovely.

An unsecured network arrived just in time for Martin Luther King Day! Look for possible posts, possibly, sometime! The Lucky Soul album is rather good. Is it not? Do stop listening to dreary Northern Portrait and listen to Lucky Soul instead. Ok? Soon...

Update: It's like when Tompaulin released that amazing second album when everyone had them pegged for mediocrity. Except this isn't about cancer or country or any of that other bidnis. Lucky Soul have made an amazing record! As unbelievable as that may sound it's true.

Update: Went back and listened to the first Lucky Soul album. It's middling songs with pretty string and horn arrangements. The new one is a huge leap forward.

Update: B-side to recent single is also marvelous.

Vampire Weekend Contra. I meant to write about Northern Portrait. I have come to understand that I have unsatisfied disdain for the Northern Portrait record. I have it in spades. But it is such an enervating record that it is difficult to maintain enough energy to disabuse possessors of the notion of its greatness rather effectively. But I do love this album. Don't you? It is so much fun. Look at my short sentences. I read a piece on Aldaily.com which discussed the finer points of writing well. I didn't subscribe to any of them. I shall. I shall start now. One of the tenets he proudly beamed over was short sentences. I suppose his greatest ambition is to write copy for the AP. My own ambition is not so lofty. I think I have finished my book. Really. I could fold it in half, glue it between two flat pieces of drywall and put it on display at the Smithsonian and you might be unimpressed. I read 91 books this year. Reading more has allowed me to steal more convincingly. I am somewhat certain that Flannery O'Conor is my new favorite author. I've never had a Horchata. Sheltered, I didn't know what it was until just a few moments ago. It seems to be a very Vampire Weekend concoction, good for their regime and their skin, they would drink it but that act is apparently demed criminal by reaction from those in the know sorts we think very little about. I will not drink almond flavored drinks until I have a prescription. Next song. This one is very Paul Simon. It is very Graceland. I was never one to buy into the theory that that was a great record. Of course we loved the You Can Call Me Al video but that's only because Chevy Chase was tall and Paul Simon was short and therein lies the drama of high comedy. As a song it's a song, sure, but this one is marvelous, moreso. Even the squealie bits delight, like those occurring just now. Vampire Weekend is a physical band, spasmodic involuntary motions accompany a listening, but it all sounds effortless. Animal Collective is similarly bodily propulsive but you can imagine them, spent, frantic, dripping with perspiration. I don't think Vampire Weekend know the meaning of hard work. It is all seemingly effortless. This one sneaks in a similarity to the Discovery record. We loved that record as well. We is me. I offer myself more credibility, a sense of authority, by adopting the "we". Would you not agree? You should. On my ceramic tile kitchen floor my stockings glide soundlessly while my head fills with the girly yelps of a girly young man. Bravo to girly young men who don't subscribe to misogyny and cartoon theatrics. There is an understated ambition to this. Is that a backhanded compliment? To whom do I offer my rhetorical questions? I am not sure. I have neglected this site for some time. I missed my window for ubiquity. I fear. Next song. Holiday. One that might make you remember the first album. There isn't a great deal of guitar on this album, some scrapes in the background, a glamourous line in the pre-chorus, now the wordy middle 8, nice, pretentious, charming. Would it be better should the world be filled with Noel Gallaghers? No. Hint, it is, already. Noel Gallagher has given us Nickelback. Commerce is the greatest aspiration of pop music. Vampire Weekend sell a considerable number of records in spite of their high mindedness. Bravo. Next song. Short songs. Mostly. My feet are warm now, frictionless stockings drift across the ceramic tile. 24 x 24. "She'd never seen the word bombs blown up to 96pt futura." I rather like that. But that was the last song. California English, skatting, the vocals could annoy the average listener, but you, my one reader, are not average. Indeed. The other reader, he is unmentionable. More guitar on this, it is subtly shading the plot from the background, it's percussion, heartbeat percussion, this is the connection to Animal Collective. Viscerally they are entirely different, head music versus heart music, the beat of the blood versus the wrinkles of a furrowed brow. I really love this album. Just one week before I was enmeshed in a musical funk and then this week, one semi-glorious passing of seven days, by divine intervention, an unsecured network appeared and I discover this, a beautiful Magnetic Fields record, Lucky Soul, oh dear. Yes, goodness is about. Now the race to the finish. I have experience with disconnected light switches, well disconnected disposal switches, I can find common cause with my betters. Over. Slowness. They didn't do slowies much on the debut record and here there are many. Each is lovely, they should do slowies more often. Again very minimally produced, twinkles on the piano tinkles, sharp arrangements. I should read back to the beginning of this entry and remember if I have already discussed how all of the second album ambition went into the arrangements. The arrangements are dazzling. Really. A less confident band would have shown off their chops, broadcast loudly the fact that they can play scales on the guitar now after having played all of the old familiar favorites to hedonistic young college boarders dozens of nights in a row on some cold February journey through academia. But no, it is understated, charming, smart. Smart is key. Dumb is the thing for most, smart is the thing for least. I finished AS Byatt's The Children's Book over the holidays and it is plotless but not pointless. But she is so smart. I love that she has a husband that is something of an expert on WWI and so when she is writing of the grindhouse of the trenches, the brutal and heartless extinguishing of so many points of light that she needed only lean across the double desk they share, it is pressboard, each facing the other, a lamp in the shape of an Anatolian appendage on the floor and ask him if indeed this is how all of England's bright young things met their end. Truly. Next song, Run. Run has horns. It has a soaring bit of instrumental chorus-try and it is absolutely marvelous. I read a review of this album and they complained about this song. Madness. Is that a horn? I think it is a horn. Oh, my ears. Have they cataracts? The middle section with hoots and hollers and softness parading as bravado. Nickelback will pummel these boys one day behind a rock club, in the alley, with bricks and canadian sabres and hair products. My feet can't stop mimicking my typing, I am typing in time to the beat, it is much more preferable to do this rather than to have to occasionally use the defibrillator on myself while listening to that Northern Portrait suburban library music. Perhaps I am not cut from Scandinavian stock, perhaps my own French heritage is signaled from deeper south, near to the Mediterranean than in the chillier, more static climes of Cherbourg or Le Havre. Everyone else just loves the Northern Portrait album. They are all correct. I am wrong. Next song. Speedy. The single. The transition from first to second album is made easier by familiarity. We know what Martin Phillipps wrote about "familiarity". I don't agree with Martin Phillipps about much of anything except for the Osmonds and West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band. Thanks to Martin and Kahoutek magazine I was hip to the West Coast Pop Art Experimental band before you were but I never actually heard them until he covered them as Pop Art Toasters long after. Anyhow. Cousins is over. It's short. It's snappy. Next song. I just snapped my fingers in an involuntary reaction to my typing. If only I could type out future scenarios and make them come true by similar involuntary reactions. Type "incapacitate Ben Gibbard", type "write novel that isn't awful", type "buy chick magnet car", type "marry Rebecca Hall". Her voice, sigh, is it real, was it a construct of hollywood imagineering? Probably. I fell asleep by the end. Giving Up the Gun is spectacular. Really it is, there all sorts of things happening but it still does not overwhelm the senses, you sense the comfort of their diving back into the song at any point they like for this could be the extended jam where Paul Simon and Edie Brickell jump on stage to join them, a medley of this song, What I Am and The Boxer. I read Paul Simon's book on Paul Simon's finger picking, it did not take. I didn't read it this year. I could be more receptive now that my reading muscles are extremely well defined from use. The same muscles extend to the center of my back. I pulled out mulch and rock and am going to soon replace the mulch and rock with mulch and rock. Woo. i could stand on the 16th Street mall and flex my reading muscles and everyone would swoon dreamily. How difficult is it to build a pergola? I could install wireless speakers at the posts of a four posted pergola and have surround sound of afrobeat songs about Joe Strummer. Is that not the working theory on Diplomat's Son It is about Joe Strummer. Right? There was that history of rock music thing done by Dick Clark or Quincy Jones or Don Cornelius or whomever and Joe Strummer was in it and he seemed like fanboy with a heart of gold and love for Elvis Presley and Chuck Berry. De didn't have expatiate on pretentious theories about how Vampire Weekend's excessive upper class appeal could led to a rebellion against Goldman Sachs and Conrad Black and the color of unpainted china. He was just on and on about making cool music without nonsense like underlying meaning and psychology. I Love Music is filled with guilty overprivileged wrongly overeducated children without a firm grasp of economics except as distorted by Hardt and Negri. I mean to write my own economic treatise with the working thesis that it was the Cadillac Cimarron that saved 80s American culture and gave birth to the aspirational agenda that dominates the boardrooms across America. I loved the bug guard across the front bumper of a glued up Cavalier. If this be a memorial to Joe Strummer it is a lovely one. Tender, cheerful, romantically idyllic. Not sure if any of those same adjectives would apply to Joe but he would approve. Err...I can imagine his proxy might. For these purposes, in my universe, I serve as proxy for reality and fantasy, so I approve in his stead. Last song. Slow pretty closer. Quavering voice. This is a wonderful record, really. UNlike say Lucky Soul it is not unexpected but the depth and emotion and artistry is something to applaud. Strings. Lovely.